Get-d00mExcuse

NAME Get-d00mExcuse



SYNOPSIS

Creates new BOFH-style excuses





SYNTAX

Get-d00mExcuse [[-Count] <Int32>] [-Speak] [<CommonParameters>]





DESCRIPTION

Randomly generates BOFH-style excuses from 3 different word lists





PARAMETERS

-Count <Int32>

Number of excuses to generate



Required? false

Position? 1

Default value 1

Accept pipeline input? false

Accept wildcard characters? false



-Speak [<SwitchParameter>]

Specify if the computer should speak the excuse



Required? false

Position? named

Default value False

Accept pipeline input? false

Accept wildcard characters? false



<CommonParameters>

This cmdlet supports the common parameters: Verbose, Debug,

ErrorAction, ErrorVariable, WarningAction, WarningVariable,

OutBuffer, PipelineVariable, and OutVariable. For more information, see

about_CommonParameters (https:/go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=113216).



INPUTS



OUTPUTS



-------------------------- EXAMPLE 1 --------------------------



PS C:\\>Get-d00mExcuse



This example outputs a single randomly generated BOFH-style excuse









-------------------------- EXAMPLE 2 --------------------------



PS C:\\>Get-d00mExcuse -Count 10



This example outputs 10 randly generated BOFH-style excuses









-------------------------- EXAMPLE 3 --------------------------



PS C:\\>Get-d00mExcuse -Speak



This example uses the speech synthesizer to speak the output of

the randomly generated BOFH-style excuse











RELATED LINKS





CommonParameters : True

WorkflowCommonParameters : False

details : @{name=Get-d00mLocalTime; noun=; verb=}

Syntax : @{syntaxItem=System.Object[]}

parameters : @{parameter=System.Object[]}

inputTypes : @{inputType=}

returnValues : @{returnValue=}

aliases : None



remarks : None

alertSet :

description :

examples :

Synopsis :

Get-d00mLocalTime [-UTCTime] <string> [<CommonParameters>]



ModuleName : d00m

nonTerminatingErrors :

xmlns:command : http://schemas.microsoft.com/maml/dev/command/2004/10

xmlns:dev : http://schemas.microsoft.com/maml/dev/2004/10

xmlns:maml : http://schemas.microsoft.com/maml/2004/10

Name : Get-d00mLocalTime

Category : Function

Component :

Role :

Functionality :